Everything You Want to Know About Pets
It gets cold where I live, down near freezing most of January, and the Xoloitzcuintli has no coat to meet it with. None. He is a hairless dog from Mexico, built for sun, and the first winter I owned him I dressed him like a toddler and he made it clear, with his whole body, that the arrangement was temporary and offensive.
His name is Momo, and he is a toy, barely nine pounds, with warm gray skin that feels like a peach someone heated, and ears so large they should come with their own weather warnings. The Aztecs bred these dogs to be companions and, some say, guides for the dead, which is a heavier job description than most toys get. Mine guides me to the kitchen several times a day, so the tradition holds.
The sweater fight started with good intentions. I bought three, in cheerful colors, and he wore the first for eleven minutes before he folded himself into a corner and refused to unfold. The second he chewed the moment I looked away. The third he wore to the door, then sat on it, which I took as a vote.
Here is what actually worked, and it cost me my pride about the outfits. He sleeps under a blanket he chooses, on a heated pad set low, and the pad does more for him than any sweater ever did. Inside the house I keep the floors warm and the drafts shut, because a hairless dog loses heat through the skin the way the rest of them lose it through their coat, only faster. Outside, on the brief walks, a snug pullover he cannot easily remove is tolerated for the time it takes to do his business and get back in.
People ask if the skin is hard to care for. It is not hard, it is just different. Sunburn is real in summer, so he gets a dab of dog-safe balm on the nose and ears. Dry skin in winter means a wipe-down with a warm cloth and a little coconut oil, rubbed in like lotion, which he tolerates because he is basically a small warm rock who enjoys being rubbed. Baths are rare and gentle, because the skin has no fur to buffer the soap, and a stripped coat of natural oils leaves him flaky for days.
The thing I did not expect was the social reaction. A hairless dog draws a crowd, and the crowd says the same five things, and after the fifth time you learn to smile and move on. Momo loves the attention anyway. He was made to be close to people, and the lack of fur means the closeness is literal, a warm little animal pressed to your leg on a cold night, which is the entire point of the breed and the part no sweater could improve.
There is a coated version of the breed, the Xolo with a short flat coat, and breeders will tell you it carries the same bloodline with the fur left on. I met one, and he looked like a different animal, softer somehow, less like a statue and more like a pet. I would not trade Momo's bare warmth for it, but I mention it because the choice exists, and a first-time owner in a cold climate should know it before falling for the look.
Health has been quietly good. The breed is long-lived and sturdy for its size, though the teeth need attention, because small bare dogs are prone to dental buildup and the mouth is the one place the fur would have helped. We brush, and the vet scales, and that is the whole medical story so far.
He won the argument. The sweaters went to a thrift box. The heated pad stayed. We both got what we needed, which is the quiet deal every dog makes with you if you listen.
The first road trip with Momo was its own education. A hairless dog in a car means a seat that stays shaded and a stop plan that accounts for paws on pavement that burns and a body that chills the moment the air changes. He rode in a crate with a towel over the bright side, and he treated the whole affair as a mobile nap, unbothered, which is his governing philosophy. Other dogs bark at the window. Momo naps through the world, and the world, in return, tends to leave him be.
Meeting new people took longer than I expected, because the nakedness invites a reach, and a reach invites a flinch from a dog who values his space. I learned to warn them, hand off a treat, let him approach on his terms, and the terms turned out to be generous once the stranger stopped looming. He is not a shy dog. He is a dog who likes the opening move to be his, and that is a preference I have come to respect in people too.