Everything You Want to Know About Pets
If I had to pick one dog to walk behind in a cold field at dawn, it would be a Small Munsterlander. I know that sounds like something a magazine would print, but it's true, and I arrived at it the slow way, after owning two dogs that were louder, bigger, and far less useful to be near.
The name fools people. "Small" makes you picture a lapdog. He isn't small. He's a medium, lean, chestnut-and-white bird dog with the kind of feathered tail that sweeps the coffee table when he's happy, which is most of the time. The color is the thing you notice first: rich brown patches on white, like coffee spilled on cream.
I found mine through a field-trial person who cared more about the dog's nose than its papers. Good. I cared about the same thing. A Munsterlander lives for the hunt, even if the only thing he's ever hunted is a tennis ball I've thrown into tall grass so I could watch him work it out.
What sets him apart isn't speed. It's the off-switch. Plenty of dogs run. Few can switch from a full gallop to a calm sit at thirty paces when you say the word. Mine does, and that single ability is the difference between a dog you tolerate and a dog you trust.
People assume a hunting breed is chaos indoors. Not this one. Once the morning exercise is done, he's a couch philosopher. He follows me room to room, lies down where I can see him, and waits. The waiting is its own kind of company. I've written half a book with a chestnut-and-white dog pressed against my ankle, and he never once asked for a turn at the keyboard.
Training was a conversation, not a war. He's soft. Raise your voice and he deflates for an hour. So I taught him with a calm "yes" and a bit of sausage, and he learned the names of his toys, the door, and the dreaded vacuum, which he now tolerates from a distance. The retrieve came naturally; the "give" took patience, because a dog built to carry things sees the hand as a threat to the prize.
The coat needs real care. Those feathers mat if you ignore them, especially behind the ears and on the legs. I brush every few days and bathe him only when he's earned it, which, given his love of mud, is often. The payoff is a dog who smells like wheat and sun, and who, when clean, draws strangers on the street who have no idea what he is but want to meet him anyway.
Health has been uneventful, which is the highest praise I can give a breed. Hips and eyes are the usual things to screen, and our vet calls him "boringly normal," which I choose to take as a compliment. Teeth get a weekly brush, because the feathered cheeks hide a mouth that, left alone, will stage a slow rebellion.
Exercise is moderate to high but flexible. He'll take ten miles gladly and still enjoy a lazy Sunday, provided Sunday includes a long sniff-walk where he gets to read the neighborhood news. A Munsterlander denied his nose turns restless, so the walks are less about distance and more about permission to investigate.
Would he suit everyone? No. He needs room to move and a person who likes a shadow. But if you want a dog who works hard and then asks for nothing but your company, the Small Munsterlander is a quiet, feathered gift, the sort of dog you measure others against afterward.
We once took him to a lake and he retrieved from cold water without a hint of hesitation, the feathers on his legs spreading like a fan. Watching a dog do the job he was built for is its own pleasure, even when the job is just a stick. He came back grinning, and I understood the field-trial people completely.
If you meet one at a park, say hello, but don't expect a greeting from the dog. He'll assess you first. Once you pass, he's warmth itself. That careful opening is the breed's signature, and living with it has made me slower to judge and quicker to appreciate a dog who thinks before he loves.
There's a stillness in him I didn't know a dog could have. When we're in the field and he locks on a scent, the world stops for both of us. I've learned to slow down around him, to let the sniffing happen, because rushing a Munsterlander is like hurrying a good song. The patience he taught me has leaked into the rest of my life, which is a strange gift from a dog who only wanted to follow his nose. Visitors see a calm, handsome animal and assume he was born settled. He wasn't; he was made so by exercise, by trust, and by the simple bargain we struck, that I'd meet his need to move and he'd meet my need for a friend who doesn't demand more than presence. That bargain has outlasted every phase I thought would tire me out.